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The joke number 536 at "Passed Jokes" robot http://www.kulichki.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/tiger/an_r.cgi Man decided to sleep on the beach. Gathered up his towel and sunglasses and suntan oil and went down to the shore. The place where he wanted to lay down and catch a nap while sunbathing was filled with screeching birds, gulls, terns, pelicans, pigeons, ducks and geese. He got really angry at this and started throwing rocks at the birds until they had all flown away except for one small tern. So he spread his blanket on the sand, put on the suntan oil, lay down and went to sleep. While he was sleeping the little tern came over and pecked his eyes out. The moral of the story? If you want to sleep on the beach, leave no tern unstoned!