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I think the following joke contains error: The joke number 190 at "Passed Jokes" robot http://www.kulichki.com/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/tiger/an_r.cgi The ultimate guide to what _not_ to put on a resume... These are some (allegedly) real-life examples: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." "Education: Curses in liberal arts, curses in computer science, curses in accounting." "Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store." "Personal: Married, 1992 Chevrolet." "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse." "I am a rabid typist." "Created a new market for pigs by processing, advertising and selling a gourmet pig mail order service on the side." "Exposure to German for two years, but many words are not appropriate for business." "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."