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1764. Mark and Bubba, two army buddies are on leave and decide
to go to Bubba's house and get drunk. Lo and behold they run
out of beer so Bubba says that he will go for more.
As he is leaving he tells his wife Linda -Lou to show Mark her
best southern hospitality which she agrees to do.
Bubba comes back with the beer and finds Mark and Linda-Lou
screwing right on the kitchen floor.
Bubba yells, " What are you doing Linda-Lou?"
She replies " You told me to show Mark my best southern hospitality."
Bubba then says "Gee whiz girl, arch your back, poor Mark's balls
are on the cold kitchen floor.

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1396. An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife that she
should take out life insurance. "Suppose your husband were to die,"
he said, "What would you get?"
The housewife thought for a while, and then said, "Oh, a parrot, I
think. Then the house wouldn't seem so quiet."

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2307. Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered
a pizza with everybody on it.

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